What's the funniest thing you've ever seen?

[bleeding_me]

it can be in person or on tv/movies? i can't narrow it down to one, but a lot of Jackass skits are fuckin hilarious!

 

[Macharius]

I watched someone try to drown a fish

 

[bleeding_me]

u kiddin? were they drunk/high or just stupid?

 

[Macharius]

idk but he got arrested lolol

 

[bleeding_me]

u ever see the one on Jackass where Knoxville has Pontius bound, gagged and wearing a speedo in his trunk. when he pulls up to talk to ppl Pontius jumps out running and screaming? rotflmao!

 

[Macharius]

hell yea, those are easily the funniest skits ever. lol

 

[Söy]

the emptifiers hunchback of notre dame impression

 

[bleeding_me]

here's one never shown on tv: Dunn is nude, has fake blood on him, and is wrapped in a clear tarp. they beat him with crowbars and put hhm in a dumpster in broad daylight. ppl flip out! fuck it's funny!

 

[bleeding_me]

the emptifiers hunchback of notre dame impression

my brother dated the hunchback. in real life she's a fat girl named Dee Dee.

 

[Macharius]

...................................................lol

 

[Söy]

dee dee :O

 

[bleeding_me]

seein that bitch get her teeth knocked in would be the funniest thing ever.

 

[SteveAwesome]

The episode of South Park where Cartman walks across the stage naked.

 

[Söy]

i have that episode saved on my 360

 

[Macharius]

Yucko the Clown is amazing

 

[Söy]

oops wrong thread oh well

 

[bleeding_me]

how bout the South Park where Cartman's like "mom, kitty's bein a dildo" and she says "i know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight"

 

[SteveAwesome]

or the episode of Married...With Children where they go camping and Peg, Kelly, and Marcy all have their period at the same time. Now THAT would be a nightmare.

 

[Macharius]

i went looking for some funny t-shirts at this hick mall and found one that said 'Dine wide' and it had a picture of a ladies vagina.

 

[Macharius]

or the episode of Married...With Children where they go camping and Peg, Kelly, and Marcy all have their period at the same time. Now THAT would be a nightmare.

Married with children is amazzziiinnggg. The one with Sam Kininson is easily the best episode of any tv show ever.