when i _______________ i feel ______________

[minxnim]

when i SEE FREDDY i feel AWESOME
when i EAT CHOCOLATE i feel SICK

 

[deadair]

when i ROCK i feel... crap, this isn't funny

 

[FuSoYa]

when i POOP i feel HORNY

 

[minxnim]

when i HEAR ABOUT POOP i feel LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

 

[goatschool]

when i SIT WITH AN ELDERLY WOMAN ON THE TRAIN WHO SCHOOLS ME ON WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT i feel HAUNTED

when i EAT SUPPER i feel LIKE THINKING SUP, SLUPPER?

 

[minxnim]

when i PLAY WITH MY DOG RITA i feel LIKE I AM WRESTLING A BLACK POLAR BEAR

when i GO SEE MY DAD AT WORK i feel LIKE EVERYONE IS DEATHLY SCARED TO LOOK AT ME

 

[FrostGiant]

When i URINATE i feel BURNING.

 

[minxnim]

i think fusoya made this thread so far

 

[xfer]

when i READ SOME OF THESE POSTS i feel TOTALLY INADEQUATE

 

[xfer]

yet, when i READ SOME OF THESE POSTS i feel TOTALLY SUPERIOR

 

[xfer]

by "these posts" i mean on the board. you guys all kicked it pretty stellarly.

 

[minxnim]

when i LEAVE THE BOARD AND COME BACK A LITTLE LATER AND THERE ARE NEW POSTS i feel OKAY

 

[azal]

When i SEE GREG EAT A SAUSAGE i feel HOT AND BOTHERED.

 

[chupe666]

when i AM SPOKEN TO BY THE WOMAN IN THE NEXT CUBE i feel LIKE JAMMING A SPOON IN MY EAR.

 

[Baliset]

when i HAVE A PUMPKIN SLEEPING AT THE FOOT OF MY BED i feel A LOT LESS LONELY AT NIGHT.

 

[azal]

When i SEE A BLACK PERSON i feel THE NEED TO CLUTCH MY WALLET TIGHTLY.

 

[xfer]

greg's post is really gross.

http://www.smutbrigade.com/fanfic/meche/saddle.html

 

[deadair]

when i GET TO WORK AND PEOPLE ARE YELLING AT EACH OTHER i feel LIKE GOING HOME

 

[Baliset]

hey i was not implying anything disgusting there. its your sick and twisted mind which is misconstruing my words.

 

[minxnim]

when i HAVE TO GO TO RHODE ISLAND TO BE IN A WEDDING MY PARENTS MADE ME AGREE TO i feel JADED TIRED AND SULLEN

when i USE MY DAD'S COMPUTER i feel COMPELLED TO THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW