When The Month Changes

[Will Bozarth]

It only rhymes if it's in rythem

what are you high?

 

[Cephalopod]

Speaking of being high, I could really go for some maryjoowanna right now.

 

[Cephalopod]

It only rhymes if it's in rhythm

fixed.

 

[Will Bozarth]

but you will still have a cock in your ass.
sick!

it totally depends. next time you whack off, lube up something smooth and put it up there. you'll be surprised.

 

[flying_whale]

it totally depends. next time you whack off, lube up something smooth and put it up there. you'll be surprised.

this post is not your fault, it is either max posting this, or i will just blame laura

 

[Will Bozarth]

Oh, I did it out of my own curiosity. The prostate is the male g-spot, and the area of the asshole is highly sensitive during arousal. Anyone that denies this is a fool, and anyone that decides to badmouth doing it is insecure about their own sexuality and too insecure with themselves as a whole to experiment sexually and try new things.

 

[Captain Beard]

Thats nice to know.
Whereas maybe her rubbing her finger around your anus as she does things is ok, I dunno If I’d be ok with insertion.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

It starts with a finger in your ass while you're beating your meat because you're bored with normal sexual stimulation and a greedy bastard by nature. Next thing you know, you're getting piped left and right by any guy you can find. You justify this abnormal act against nature as a temporary quest for pleasure. You figure you need it bad (because you're greedy) and a girl isn't around that is willing, so you'll sacrifice your own dignity for something moist and tight to dip into. Before you know it, you'll be a raging homosexual.
Mind you, this horrifying transformation could have been avoided had you not been greedy and stuck with your best friend the hand.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

To any of you predictable dumb bastards that are thinking you're clever and about to type "You know from experience, don't you!!!11!1!!! HAR HAR HAR": Don't be that guy.

 

[Will Bozarth]

@ that rant

you should totally come back and post more.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

To any of you predictable dumb bastards that are thinking you're clever and about to type "You know from experience, don't you!!!11!1!!! HAR HAR HAR": Don't be that guy.

don't be the guy who did it for you?

 

[Will Bozarth]

Ahhh the things everyone here doesn't know about me.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

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This threads brother.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm indifferent to most sexual things people do. As long as you weren't the infamous potatoes and jelly. At that point, I'd laugh and make fun of you.

 

[flying_whale]

Ahhh the things everyone here doesn't know about me.

now we know some...

 

[Will Bozarth]

there's other stuff that you won't get out of me

 

[Lunar Still]

there's other stuff that you won't get out of me

Unless you use coffee beer.

WILL: You need to read "Guts" by Palahniuk. You might find it amusing. uke:

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[Lunar Still]

Aha! So they weren't in the shower after all!

Oh god, I just dry heaved.

 

[flying_whale]

the 3 posts above this one are amaizing