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WHEN THE HAMSTER WHINES

Another cute one just like any hamster
Out of the blue he got pissed of
How could he?
Why would he?
My finger suffered hell’s inferno
A powerful bite that goes unforgotten
How could he?
I don’t know

When the hamster whines
Finger’s blood will flow
When the hamster whines
He desire cheese
When the hamster whines
He loves his food
When the hamster whines
He will be nice

Out of the kitchen came a fruity salad
But I am focused, I seek redemption
If he’s nice
He’ll get fruit
All he’d done is to make me hungry
The sleeping hamster is asleep no longer
If need be
We eat cheese

When the hamster whines
Finger’s blood will flow
When the hamster whines
He desire cheese
When the hamster whines
He loves his food
When the hamster whines
He will be nice


WHEN THE AMERICAN WHINES

He wrote it one day, just like all the others
Out of the blue, he over said his feelings.
How could he?
Why would he?
The listeners heard his worst shit yet
A senseless song I wish to be forgotten
How could he?
Why would he?

When the american whines.
Tracks will be skipped
When the american whines.
Why was this one made?
When the american whines.
We miss old Jon
When the american whines.
The music's sacrificed

Once read, came a bunch of questions
But we are faithful, we don't believe them
It, we deny
'Til we hear it
All it's done, is made us faithless
The one time fans, might abandon
We miss IE
Now they've gone MTV

When the american whines.
Tracks will be skipped
When the american whines.
Why was this one made?
When the american whines.
We miss old Jon
When the american whines.
The music's sacrificed


p.s. I didn´t write that...
 
The Hamster one was cool and funny, but the American one was kind of retarded. If you consider making a song about something someone cares strongly about to be whining then we have a shit load of whiners in the music industry.
 
I found the american one a lot more funny...

Come on,it's a fucking joke, not a statement, so the second sentence in your post was kinda unimportant.
 
I know it was a joke. I still think it was retarded. I cracked a smile and a chuckle with the hamster one, but the second one did not even make my mouth move. It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm American either, I just didn't find it funny.