Hahaha badmouth us all you want, the truth is you Southern poofs are too scared of us to do anything!!!
Whiplash club night - Birkenhead, near Liverpool
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Alyona
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I say build that new English channel! then it might make it harder for them to transport their bottled piss to us
Well, it hasn't worked with the French so far... 
Besides, I want them for the reconquest of the colonies.
Besides, I want them for the reconquest of the colonies.
Ihreil Junkenstein
Bad Blood
Brown ale? Piss?
You sir, are a drinker of BITCHPISS.
Wadworth? It's JUST this side of WKD.
For shame.
You sir, are a drinker of BITCHPISS.
Wadworth? It's JUST this side of WKD.
For shame.
Bah!.. My thread's been filled with shandy drinking Southerners!!
@ wanderingblade.. thanks for the suggestion, I've been busy with work and stuff and totally forgot about Raw Nerve!! ... I'll be sure to post there (as well) next time - especially as Whiplash now has a 2nd Saturday - this 1 in Liverpool... things are still being sorted out, but watch this space (and Raw Nerve , amongst others) for details :hotjump:
@ wanderingblade.. thanks for the suggestion, I've been busy with work and stuff and totally forgot about Raw Nerve!!
... I'll be sure to post there (as well) next time - especially as Whiplash now has a 2nd Saturday - this 1 in Liverpool... things are still being sorted out, but watch this space (and Raw Nerve , amongst others) for details :hotjump:
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Lexicon V
brown ale........... ONLY geordies are allowed to like that. and that's only because they desperately need something to be proud of up there. i really thought that only they were stupid enough to drink it. the rest of the country just laugh at them.....
Wadworth ....WKD!?!?!?!? what in hell are you on about???
the reasons why Wadworth is PROPER, BRITISH, TRADITIONAL beer:
been making real ale since 1875
STILL run as a FAMILY brewery in the age-old english tradition
still supplies beer in OAK CASKS
delivers them with carts drawn by SHIRE HORSES
thank god for great british brewing traditions like wadworth
brown ale: cheap glass bottled northern shyyyte!
Wadworth ....WKD!?!?!?!? what in hell are you on about???
the reasons why Wadworth is PROPER, BRITISH, TRADITIONAL beer:
been making real ale since 1875
STILL run as a FAMILY brewery in the age-old english tradition
still supplies beer in OAK CASKS
delivers them with carts drawn by SHIRE HORSES
thank god for great british brewing traditions like wadworth
brown ale: cheap glass bottled northern shyyyte!
Reasons why southerners are gay:
You're gay
You talk like wimps
You live in wimpy places like 'Surrey', not a 'thorpe' in sight
You're gay
Reasons why the South West is exempt from this:
They invented cider.
You're gay
You talk like wimps
You live in wimpy places like 'Surrey', not a 'thorpe' in sight
You're gay
Reasons why the South West is exempt from this:
They invented cider.
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Lexicon V
exempt?!?!?!?! no way! that's the reason the west country smells of vomit!
surrey is most definitely a wimpy place, i'll give you that, but all kneel before your capital city. remember your queen lives there you peasants! we'll have you hung at dawn if you don't.
surrey is most definitely a wimpy place, i'll give you that, but all kneel before your capital city. remember your queen lives there you peasants! we'll have you hung at dawn if you don't.
Alyona
I have his hat
Cider is a good thing.
But lets remember... England proper stops at the end of zone 6. Outside are inbred mutants only useful for keeping the Celtic Marauders from our doors (and I think I like the celts more anyway).
But lets remember... England proper stops at the end of zone 6. Outside are inbred mutants only useful for keeping the Celtic Marauders from our doors (and I think I like the celts more anyway).
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Alyona
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