Whiskeys, Scotch, vodka

[Jockthrax]

Yes and the Japs invented golf.

 

[DumbAss]

Yes and the Japs invented golf.

No.... that was invented by Volkswagon.

 

[Col_ossus]

Sorry Dave? Irish Whiskey isn't real Whiskey? Please.

Bushmills, Black Bush, 7 year malt, 10 year Malt. Anything from the Bushmills stable is real fucking whiskey.

And don't get me started on who invented golf. You above all people should know it was the Americans.

 

[Jockthrax]

Bushmills is one of my favorite whiskeys Col, Im just flaming for a fight (it's not working). My dad was actually playing the golf coarse next to the Bushmills distillery about two weeks ago.

 

[Gibba]

Jack Daniel's is my favourite scotch.

 

[MyHatred]

Grey Goose is my favorite whiskey

 

[Jockthrax]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[Gibba]

Suntory Time! I can almost see the mist rolling off those Scotch hills.

 

[MyHatred]

Scotch....Scotch....Scotch....Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch..Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch...Scotch....

 

[Jockthrax]

i'll be sending you all my dentist bills, i've managed to grind my teeth down to my gums!!!!

 

[Gibba]

What is it that makes the Scotch so angry?

 

[MyHatred]

A man feeling very depressed walked into a bar and ordered a triple
scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked,
"That's quite a heavy drink. Is something wrong?"

After quickly downing his drink the man replied, "I got home and found
my wife in bed with my best friend.

"Wow", exclaimed the bartender as he poured the man a second triple
scotch, "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. This one's on the house."

As the man finished the second scotch, the bartender asked him, "So
what did you do?"

"I walked over to my wife", the man replied, "looked her straight in
the eye and told her that we were through. I told her to pack her
stuff and to get the hell out."

"That makes sense," said the bartender, "but what about your best
friend?"

"I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said 'Bad
dog!'"

 

[stomp224]

What is it that makes the Scotch so angry?

everything. trust me, my mother and her family are scottish....

Incidentally did you know the scotch were known as women from hell in WW1?:Spin:

 

[Jockthrax]

Are all women not from hell?
I take it that came from the kilts the regiments like the Black Watch wore? Trench warfare "hey lets all wear wooll skirts!" Not the best of idea's....

 

[stomp224]

That's a crazy thing to say.
Some of the first evedence of Whiskey in Scotland is that it was brought there from Ireland. Evedence of Whiskey in Ireland dates back to the 6th century.

true! thats why its SCOTCH and not whiskey! and who called JD scotch? its bourbon!(or meths which ever your tastebuds decide)

 

[stomp224]

Are all women not from hell?
I take it that came from the kilts the regiments like the Black Watch wore? Trench warfare "hey lets all wear wooll skirts!" Not the best of idea's....

that, the bagpipes and use of blunt instruments like spades, clubs with nails in, local babbies ect. apparently one bunch of german soldiers heard the bagpipes and angry scottish yelling and ran far, far away.

 

[MyHatred]

! and who called JD scotch? its bourbon!(or meths which ever your tastebuds decide)

Are you also telling me that Grey Goose is not whiskey .

 

[stomp224]

Are you also telling me that Grey Goose is not whiskey .

Never even heard of it before! wheres it made? in dustbins by tramps?:Spin:

 

[MyHatred]

Nah it's a vodka. I was just being a dumbass

 

[stomp224]

ooh, thats cheeky.........nope, nothing witty to say springs to mind. good day sir!