white shirts usually make me look fat

[Baliset]

but the one i am wearing today has a rather slimming effect.

 

[chupe666]

the reason i wear dark shirts more often is mostly that my wardrobe consists mostly of non-whites. but the slimming effect is a bonus. and they hide stains better.

does that make me goth? i mean there's blue and green and stuff in there, not all black.

 

[lizard]

I almost always wear dark but today I put on a tan shirt and now like a freaking condiment magnet I have a blotch of taco sauce on my chest.

it makes me look like I've been shot.

 

[FrostGiant]

Hmm funny, I always thought fat makes people look fat. I'll have to rethink this.

 

[chupe666]

tell your boss you got shot and have to go home.

 

[lizard]

he's in a meeting probably to determine how he can continue to get away with giving cash awards only to the women. fucker.

 

[Baliset]

Hmm funny, I always thought fat makes people look fat. I'll have to rethink this.

this is true but sometimes you have to try to give off the illusion that your gut is not as prevalent as when you stare at yourself in the mirror and realize you have man boobs.

 

[FuSoYa]

tell your boss you got shot and have to go home.

For some reason, this imagery totally made my day.

 

[minxnim]

this post made me realize i am wearing all black today, but to top it off, i have a snobby white tunic tied around my shoulders, well... like a preppy.

p.s. the stain rule really doenst have as much to do with color as price. any shirt over $60 is gonna get a stain.

 

[lizard]

but I never buy a shirt over $20 so my universe is governed by different rules of reality and stainededness.

 

[lizard]

where's azal anyway. (besides Serbia)

ledmag is off on more rants about his hair and cleanliness.

 

[minxnim]

well, i guess guys maybe are a little different.

plus guys use grosser condiments. i've noticed. thus worse stains. no matter what.

 

[lizard]

plus guys use grosser condiments. i've noticed. thus worse stains. no matter what.

that may well be true. if I could only find a scorchingly fiery horseradish sauce I would be ready to die.