Take me Down to Cellulite City

[lizard]

oh lord I had to sit with a giant fat woman today while she tried to find a particular access database on a pc.

the fact that she is fat is not necessarily a problem, although she was working her way through a bag of reeses cups. the problem was that she had a dress on with a large slit up the side and somehow it was hiked up and her giant ham was gaping out of the slit. The cellulite, oh the horrors.

luckily she did not look up and see my horrified visage.

I am not going to be able to think about sex for at least half an hour.

 

[xfer]

http://americanforkliftsociety.com/images/jessewithham.gif

(yeah, i didnt imglink it on purpose)

 

[lizard]

aaaargh!

 

[ImNoHippy]

Wait, now I won't be able to think of anything BUT sex for at least an hour.

 

[deadair]

sweet lord... i had co-workers behind me when i opened that!



"wha... what is that?!"

 

[goatschool]

the fact that she is fat is not necessarily a problem, although she was working her way through a bag of reeses cups.

i am going to stare at this sentence for a few hours.