Seraphim, your signature got me in trouble with the police. Ever since it told me to kill my parents and burn my house down (and I followed directions), the police have been questioning me. I told them it was your signature, but they thought I was insane. So then I pulled a concealed butcher's knife out from my jacket real fast and slit the cop's throat. Then I grabed his gun and shot his colleague right in the head. After raping their dead bodies (j/k), I ran to the startled neighbors house. They wouldn't let me in, so I lit the house on fire. The other neighbors (after seeing this) decided to let me in as I walked up their driveway. All I wanted to do was hurry and get on the internet and tell you guys this story. So here I am. Welp I gotta go getting chased by the
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