Who gets the last word in?

(Can't remember exactly how it goes, but the general gist is present*

General: Ok men, how much land have we taken in our latest thrust forward? We must have done well with all the resources at hand.

Captain Darling: Well, if you come over here, sir, we can show you *moves to a table with a rectangular piece of turf on it*

General: Ah! Good man! I see you're going to show me a representation....what scale is it? 1000 to 1? 10000 to 1?

Captain Darling: Ah, no sir...1 to 1.

:grin:
 
Or
[on the new plan to win the war]
General Melchett: There is, however, one small problem.
Captain Blackadder: That everyone always gets slaughtered in the first ten seconds?
General Melchett: That's right. And Field Marshall Haig is worried that this may be depressing the men a tadge. So, he's looking to find a way to cheer them up.
Captain Blackadder: Well, his resignation and suicide would seem the obvious suggestion.
General Melchett: Interesting thought. Make a note of it, Darling.

Or

[Blackadder is informed that a German spy is stealing battle plans]
General Melchett: You look surprised, Blackadder.
Captain Blackadder: I certainly am, sir. I didn't realise we had any battle plans.
General Melchett: Well, of course we have! How else do you think the battles are directed?
Captain Blackadder: Our battles are directed, sir?
General Melchett: Well, of course they are, Blackadder, directed according to the Grand Plan.
Captain Blackadder: Would that be the plan to continue with total slaughter until everyone's dead except Field Marshal Haig, Lady Haig and their tortoise, Alan?
General Melchett: Great Scott! Even you know it!