Who gets the last word in?

[Ethereal Sage]

All hail king Homer!

Fare thee all a good night, and a thousand blessings on your right pinkie.

 

[Fractured]

You sir, are a loon. In a good way.

And now some Blackadder.


Edmund: "Trial by water ?"

Witchsmeller: "No, trial by axe ?"

Edmund: "By, er axe."

Witchsmeller: "Yes, by axe. The accused head is placed on a choping block with an axe aimed at it. If the axe bounces off, the accused is guilty and is burnt at the stake."

Edmund: "And if he is innocent?"

Witchsmeller: "The axe simply CUT HIS HEAD OFF !"

Edmund: "How very fair!"

 

[Rusty]

Eddie is so funny.

 

[Fractured]

Indeed.


Baldrick: What, have you got a plan, My Lord?

Edmund: Yes I have, and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it!

 

[Rusty]

Eddie: I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

 

[nafnikufesin]

This is my token attempt to get the last word in for today.

 

[Fractured]

Well that didn't work Naf.

George: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"

Edmund: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

 

[Rusty]

 

[Fractured]

Must....post....quotes....


Edmund: "Believe me,Baldric, an eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish minions will be as nothing compared to five minutes alone with me...and this pencil."

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Hag: "Two things you must know about the wise woman. First...she is a woman. Second...she is..."

Edmund: "Wise?"

Hag: "Oh! You know her then?"

Edmund: "No, just a stab in the dark, which is what you'll be getting in a minute if you don't become more helpful."

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Edmund: "It is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so by learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God."

Percy: "Yes, I've heard that"

Edmund: "Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead, to remind me I'm best."

 

[Rusty]

Haha, and when the hag helps him he says: Here is a purse of money... which I'm not going to give to you. That bit is just great.

 

[Fractured]

He is so evil.

Damn this must be the best show ever! Doesn't matter how many times you watch it, you always laugh.

 

[xenophobe]

This is my token attempt to win this thread.

 

[Fractured]

Sorry Sir. Your attempt was no good.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Hey, it was a good effort though!

 

[Ethereal Sage]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again....English comedy rocks! Especially Blackadder, Python, Bottom...old skool

I must post lots on other threads to distract people form this thread...and therefore win!

 

[Spike]

"Dude! Three Headed MONKEY!!!" *points*



Win!.

 

[Sonnenritter]

I'm going to have to agree. English comedy is damn funny. But I prefer people like Sam Kinison, Robin Williams, and The Amazing Johnathan. Stand up rules.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Here's my plug for Canadian comedy... SCTV, Kids in the Hall, Four on the Floor...it's a beauty, eh?

 

[Fractured]

Kids in the Hall rocks.

 

[xenophobe]

!!!! Benny Hill !!!!

Rest in Peace fat funny bastard!