Well let's lighten it up a little in here.
Edmund:
"Hello? Yes, yes, I'd like to leave a message for the head of the Flying Corps, please. That's Air Chief Marshall Sir Hugh Massingburg-Massingburg, VC, DFC and bar. Message reads "Where are you, you bastard?"
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Edmund: For `magnificent men', read `biggest showoffs since Lady Godiva entered the Royal Enclosure at Ascot claiming she had literally nothing to wear'. I don't care how many times they go up-diddly-up-up, they're still gits!
Baldrick: Oh, come on, Sir! I'd love to be a flier. Up there where the air is clear.
Edmund: The chances of the air being clear anywhere near you, Baldrick, are zero!
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