Soccer is fun to play. It wouldn't be so bad to watch if there weren't so many sissies that played professionally, and corrupt referees that bought their awful acting jobs. And if they could score on the gigantic net once in a while, even just hit it once in a while. I'll still watch hockey any day if I want to see something exciting.
soccer pwns any other sport
Don't forget the beer drinking records....
They should include Beer Drinking in the Olympics. A lot of pride would go into saying that your country has the best beer drinkers
there would be no competition for us
First of all, you're assuming I'm American, and you're assuming that I like American football, neither of which are true.
followed by the fact these same officials proceed to usually get 2 or 3 off-side calls per game wrong (calling off legitimate scoring chances, which god knows the game could use more of)
But that said, watching the recent Women's World Cup, the problem of play-acting and bad officiating remians
Granted, human error will occur. But if the rule is called incorrectly that often and we're assuming that the referee is making an honest attempt to make the correct call, shouldn't something be done about the rule itself? They could change the rule to something that is easier to call correctly and consistently. They could abolish the rule entirley. They could embrace technology instead of resisting it and use instant replay technology that have allowed other sports an opportunity to minimize human error from difficult calls (and then while they're at it, add a clock to the scoreboard so everyone can see that the time is stopped when a prima donna stubs his toe and cries for 5 minutes, usually conveniantly when his team is ahead and there's 6 minutes left in the game).Tell you what then, you replace them because apparently it's insanely easy to look at both the man playing the ball, and the man on the shoulder of the last defender at exactly the same time, because that's what's required to call a correct offside decision. Hence why some get called wrongly.
That's always the problem when American's try to watch football. There's only one break, and there isn't 800 goals a minute. You know, scoring actually takes some fucking effort, and you need to be able to sit still for a while and enjoy it.
Except it does stop. It stops for throw ins. It stops for goal kicks. It stops for off-sides. It stops for fouls. It stops for whiny bitches that take dives and roll around like they've been shot if someone brushed up against their shirt. So don't delude yourself that they play for 45 minutes without stopping.I love that it goes for 45 min. without stop
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Except it does stop. It stops for throw ins. It stops for goal kicks. It stops for off-sides. It stops for fouls. It stops for whiny bitches that take dives and roll around like they've been shot if someone brushed up against their shirt. So don't delude yourself that they play for 45 minutes without stopping.
In fact, it's possible that if the clock stopped every time the play stopped, that the play-acting might not happen as much or for as long. For one, they'd know that rolling around on the ground for 3 minutes wouldn't really take time off the clock when you're trying to protect a lead. And second, maybe some of the prolonged play-acting is really because the player is trying to let he and his teammates catch their breath at the end of the game, which maybe they wouldn't need so much if there was real stoppages in play instead.
While I'm dreaming, why limit the game to 3 subs? I know it's supposed to be "tactical" to use key subs at key times, but wouldn't it be more exciting to have the freshest players playing at all times, instead of guys playing half-assed part of the time to pace themselves? And if someone goes down, they can be subbed off immediately without penalty if its a real injury, or vice versa it sort of penalizes the play-actor by making him have to some off the field.