Antonio's birthday party today. The house is about to be overrun with screaming 5-year-olds
Did you HIde The Booze?
No, because how were we going to get the kids to pass out?
nah, man, I was really going to hard and too fast last night but I didn't notice because of drunkness
Well, exciting day for the kids...draining for the parents...
just wait until you get into your 30's then start talking about how bad your neck is.
I just type slower when I'm drunkheyiCan typeereally welllwenimd runk too!seelook inm pretty trashedrigh now wooo!! jk. i think i type better when im drunk actually