Who gets the last word in?

[maiden1]

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[Black Core]

Elves > dwarfs

 

[FenriR]

elves = prancy little pretty boys. They'd be the bitch in any named prison you'd care to think of. They don't have rock-hard spirits like dwarves, they're just a load of pussies.

 

[Black Core]

dwarfs are like pirates: aggressive, good for nothing, little dicks, rude, annoying

elves are like ninjas: stealthy, precise, manly enough, honourable

 

[FenriR]

Clearly, you're thinking of other elves and dwarves.

In all 'realistic' fantasy (where races follow a general stereotype throughout different films and novels) elves are essentially pretty boys... obsessed with cleanliness, decadent, and, although honourable, generally useless.

Dwarves, on the other hand, are stubborn, extremely honourable, hold their oath til death, show nothing but respect to THOSE THAT DESERVE IT, which means spitting on pansy elves. And, of course, they're wise beyond imagining, and never forget a grudge. There may be minor variations, but elves are simply pampered citizens and not hardened warriors.

I can't believe this argument.

 

[Pђoenix]

I can't believe it either. Men clearly win over these rejected deformities

 

[FenriR]

women, you mean?



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I'll get my coat

 

[Black Core]

dwarfs are like pirates: little dicks

elves are like ninjas: manly enough

this still applies

 

[FenriR]

short, but they make up for it in bulk. Muscle, mostly. Them little buggers are STRONG.

Manly enough? Not rly. I'd like to see an elf doing decent, honest hard work. And then I'd like to see his backbone break as his lithe, womanly body snaps under the strain.

 

[Black Core]

I was talking about lenght of the means of procreation

 

[FenriR]

Hah, well thats simple. Elves have no genitals, so god knows how they do it. And I don't even want to consider dwarves.
Why do you think about this shit anyway?

 

[metalmaidentasha]

 

[FenriR]

Welcome to the wonderful world of UM, where the private regions of fantastical beings are a regular topic.


And where the last word is mine!

 

[metalmaidentasha]

haha yeah i just got the end of that topic
well it is something people often wonder about i suppose... isnt it? =p

 

[Black Core]

Hah, well thats simple. Elves have no genitals, so god knows how they do it. And I don't even want to consider dwarves.
Why do you think about this shit anyway?

you really don't know what you're talking about, do you?

 

[FenriR]

alright... please, justify your claim.

 

[Black Core]

LOTR

 

[FenriR]

OK... LotR. So, as an example of an elf, we have legolas.

and for a dwarf, we have gimli.

my point is proved. Elves are just bitches.

 

[Black Core]

dude, Legolas can kick gimlis ass anytime.

furthermore there are male and female elves.

 

[FenriR]

There are female dwarves! Haven't you ever watched the Two Towers? Just before the warg attack on the route to helms deep?

God, its been 1.5 years since I watched that film and I know every line >.<