Who gets the last word in?

What are you people going to do one day when I finally decide to take the last word for good?

You can't do it for good. If you assume "closing the thread just after I post" is for good, you are sorely mistaken. You cannot kill what doesn't die. If you strike this thread down, it will return stronger. This thread will outlive all of us. That is why I am grooming Antonio to take over getting the last word for me when I die.