Who gets the last word in?

Pђoenix;7568617 said:
^ Same for me. Although nowadays Spring seems to be a hell of alot colder than winter :hypno:

People say that soon we'll not be able to feel autumn or spring.. World is changing... And this year we are still having the hottest summer! I've never felt this much annoyance before....
 
I thought I'd re-post this here, seeing how there are more Europeans on this board. We were having a discussion on on the "Top 5" things to improve various sports, like hockey, basketball, etc, but there was noone to debate soccer/football with.

1. Get rid of the offside rule. Linesmen always get it wrong multiple times per game, taking away legitimate scoring chances in an already low scoring game.

2. A real game clock that is visible to everyone in the stadium, that stops when the ball goes out of bounds or when the ref blows the whistle. Corruption charges have already rocked the game, yet they continue to allow refs to hide the time, then magically add on one minute of stoppage time when the favored teams best player has been rolling around on the ground like he was shot for five minutes, never mind all the other stoppages in play.

3. Which brings me to my next point: If a player goes down with injury, he has to come out of the game, at least for a certain period of time (say 5 minutes on the game clock). If he's really injured, make sure he's okay before he goes back on the field. But more importantly, maybe the primadonna fakers will think twice about acting up too much if it means they have to come out of the game.

4. Unlimited subs. I know that this might be a sticking point for players that want to prove they're somehow more fit than players of other sports, or managers that want to prove they can make strategic substitutions. But the fact is, you get lots of players that coast for too long to pace themselves for the whole slow-paced game instead of playing all out for as long as they can, taking a break, and going all out again. You get players that have to stay on with injuries because the team has run out of subs. Or, as mentioned above, you get the players rolling around and faking injuries so they and everyone else on the team can catch their breath while the clock runs down.

5. Lose the shootout. Sure, it's exciting, but it's not soccer, and it's not a way to decide who a world champion should be. But obviously, you can't have games go on forever. How about this: in overtime, every five minutes, each team has to take a player off the field. By half an hour into overtime, teams will be down to five-on-five, by which time there should be lots of open field to come up with scoring chances to finish the game. Here's where strategy could really come in...if you get down to a couple players, do you keep your goalie on the save shots, or keep a forward on to take them?

What would your list be?
 
1) Cover the ball in 5 inch spikes
2) Remove the referee. Totally.
3) Allow weaponry on the pitch.
4) Shoot any supposedly injured players in the head to put them out of their misery.
5) Don't bother with this poncy kicking it into nets. Throw it at each other.
 
VIDEO REF I think in the game of soccer they should have/use the video ref, we at home or in a club/pub wherever we get to see all the bullshit that goes on..on the pitch.

Use the 3rd 4th and if they have one..the 5th ref, thats why we have video, so you can see from every angle of the game, this would make it a cleaner game and would stop all the cheats, it would stop all the bullshit we see in the game of soccer.

Also goals that had "NOT" been given because the 2nd ref/linesman holds up his flag and gives the player who just scored a cracker of a goal:danceboy: off-side :erk:

rant over :lol:
 
American? Nah... any country that puts on that much padding to play rugby and consequently has to stop twice as much would ruin any decent sport.

Nekkid cheerleaders sounds good, but it needs some type of real ale to sponsor it, rather than piss-weak lager.