Sitting on the shitter as we do,'when having a crap' I was looking at the calender on the back of the dunny door looking at the dates and what was special on thoes days.
Today was wednesday the 25th of Feb, Ash Wednesday, I look at tuesday the 24th FARKINELL I'VE MISSED PANCAKE DAY HOW.
I know I can have pancakes any day of the week...BUT...Tiz not the same as having them on Shrove Tuesday, this was the first time in my life I have missed Shrove Tuesday and missed out on MY FRIGGING PANCAKES....