right now my mom has been yelling at me since I got up, and she insists on "sharing the christmas spirit", which to her consists of playing annoying music and yelling at me. she decided that because I would go to church with her I would get presents, so I have a PS2 game, which she won't let me play because my brother wants to play it, and I'm probably not allowed to use a computer.
Yeah, sharing the fucking love of god by yelling at me and making me miserable and forcing me to worship something I don't believe in and hitting me for telling her I don't.
All of you have fun, as a friend said, "sucking the benevolent boner of christ".