I predict that if anyone ever does win this thing, it won't be by posting "I win"...that would just be drawing attention to the post, and someone would be sure to post after it, just to prove the original poster wrong. No, I'll bet the winning post will be a really boring one, that nobody notices, or cares to read, or cares to respond to.
It's like this time when I was in grade 3, when there was this reading contest where the winner would get a doughnut, and I was reading this book about a kid who got into trouble alot, not that I could relate because at that age I didn't get into trouble very much, no, I was a good boy, well, actually more of a nerd but that was okay because I got good marks, most of the time anyway, except this one time when I had forgot there was a test and I hadn't studied or anything but in the end it didn't matter because everyone had done so bad the teacher had decided not to count it and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and wow, this is getting to be a really long sentence, to the point that I wonder if anyone is actually bothering to read it anymore, especially since it isn't even grammatically correct, although it does make me wonder what the world's record for the longest sentence ever is, and even though this may not be it< I'll bet you'd have a really hard time saying it in a single breath, and perhaps it's just boring enough that everyone will lose interest and I just might emerge victorious from this silly inane thread, so silly that it makes me wonder who was the idiot that started it in the first place, but on the other hand there's been lots of replies, so maybe what makes me think that rambling on like this will even get noticed in the first place, so maybe I should just end this really long sentence right here.