Edmund: "Go out and get me a goose so large you would think its mother had been rogered by a bus."
Edmund: "We're in a sticky situation all right. This is the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick insect got caught on a sticky bun."
Edmund: "This will be the greatest moment in art since Mona Lisa walked into the studio and said, "I'm feeling a little odd today"
Edmund: "They do say, Mrs Miggins, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong as you shall find out when I stick this toasting fork in you."
Edmund: "Why don't you take a holiday Baldrick .... did you enjoy it?"