Who gets the last word in?
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nØthing
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That's a common misconception. But cats only live twice as well. It's just that they all look alike, and we can't tell the difference, so after their second, fourth, sixth, and eighth deaths, they get replaced by a lookalike. (That's why cats are so difficult to train them to do "tricks"...they don't want the new cat to give anything away when they can't perform). Anyway, back to the whole nine lives thing...the cat that takes the "ninth" death actually still has one life, but feline religion considers ten deaths to be an extremely bad omen, so the fifth cat, whose job is to take lives nine and ten, always quits after his first death, or the original cats ninth death, and lives the final life for himself. I'm guessing that what I've just said is so ridiculous that nobody is still reading at this point, so I will take this opportunity to say "I win", because using the strategy of putting people to sleep with a really long irrelevant post so that they end up never replying to my post, will leave me with the last word in this thread. Of course, this strategy is not new, as it was commonly used in 5500 B.C. by the ancient Misthropatanians, who would often use the strategy of boring their opponents to death as a form of torture, and sometimes used the strategy so effectively that they were able to that they were able to conquer neighboring countries and take control of their primitive government. So effective was this strategy, that it is still used around the world by politicians. Seriously, have you ever sat in on a Parilment or Congress session? Boring as hell, and a sure cure for insomnia, which is done on purpose to lure the opposing political parties into agreeing to their policies. I often turn on the House of Parliment channel when I can't sleep, and presto, within minutes I'm drifting off. Of course, it's usually not a restful sleep because I'll end up having nightmares about Bill 122, which never should have come into law. The only consolation is that most of the voting public also felt that way, and subsequently voted the Natural Law Party out of power during the next election. But I digress...where was I? Oh, yeah, the cats. I've never been a cat person myself, always preferring dogs that tend to be more playful and obediant, and I might add, taste better, especially when covered in cheese. Oh, I guess I shouldn't say that in a public forum, as it might offend some of you, so perhaps I'd better end this post sooner rather than later. I just hope that the UM server hasn't gone down while I've been typing, which would completely waste all the time I've spent typing this, not that it wasn't a waste of time to begin with. In conclusion, um, I forgot my point. What was I talking about again?
Jax
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And no, you don't win
But it was a good effort, and a nice ramble or something like that....But did you say anything about cheese? I told you.....
forevernin
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nØthing
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No Spike you didn't, but I have to ask...
Did....uh...did naf use ...ehmmm... did he use the word ...cheese??
Sorry, had to ask, or so someone told me..
Did....uh...did naf use ...ehmmm... did he use the word ...cheese??
Sorry, had to ask, or so someone told me..
Yes, but I didn't say anything bad about cheese. I just said that dogs taste better when covered in...uh, never mind.
No, you don't have to apologize. Every wellthingking human being thinks thes... No.. Not again...
I didn't say that aloud did I?
Yes you did
I...I did? What do I do now?
Just...uhhh...just say you didn't say it. That'll show them!
...Uhm... Ok. I didn't say that, you al know that...No please believe me...You have to believe me..
I didn't say that aloud did I?
Yes you did
I...I did? What do I do now?
Just...uhhh...just say you didn't say it. That'll show them!
...Uhm... Ok. I didn't say that, you al know that...No please believe me...You have to believe me..
