One of my favorite episodes of Family Guy is where Peter finds his feminine side...when Stewie realizes he's suckling Peter's manboob...that was the funniest thing I think I ever saw.
Well of course, Homer is a king of men. All should aspire to such lofty heights as to be considered Homer-like.
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
"Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead."