Who gets the last word in?
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I enjoyed this joke:
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor and the old man were talking about John Kerry wanting to be in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Kerry is a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down and into a mudhole where he belongs."
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor and the old man were talking about John Kerry wanting to be in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Kerry is a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down and into a mudhole where he belongs."
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Why can't you find a decent porn movie these days ??
It is all about anal and there is no story.
The porn industry needs to change.
It is all about anal and there is no story.
The porn industry needs to change.
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I love the stories in porn movies 
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This one movie this chick was robbing someone house but the owner caught her.
But instead of calling the police, he fucks her
The funniest movies in the world are porn movies with a story. :Spin:
.This one movie this chick was robbing someone house but the owner caught her.
But instead of calling the police, he fucks her
The funniest movies in the world are porn movies with a story. :Spin:
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TB666 said:I love the stories in porn movies
This one movie this chick was robbing someone house but the owner caught her.
But instead of calling the police, he fucks her
The funniest movies in the world are porn movies with a story. :Spin:
haha yeah70´s and 80´s was good porn years
Italian movies rock though...I mean even today, it´s not so much about the "brum"
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