Who gets the last word in?

[TB666]

Who ??

 

[Deadly]

Silver dwarf???

 

[TB666]

Silver dwarf???

He wants the coat.

 

[FallenTears]

 

[Deadly]

Oh, a Scandinavian thing... I see
When I see 'm I'll slap 'm, no-one's taking my coat (without me in it)

 

[TB666]

No one can slap the silver dwarf

 

[Deadly]

Why not?

 

[TB666]

Because he is made of silver.
It would hurt you more then it would hurt him.
And while you screaming in pain because your hand hurts, he would take your coat

 

[Deadly]

^ Well, I have a hammer... I can hurt 'm pretty bad

 

[TB666]

But he is a dwarf, they are small and usually carry shields

 

[Deadly]

Those dwarfs expect everything...
I must buy a safe at once

 

[TB666]

But he is a dwarf.
They have über safe-cracking skills.

 

[Deadly]

Is there anything I can do?

 

[TB666]

Against the silver dwarf, no
He is the ultimate coat-stealing machine.

 

[Deadly]

Damn, now I'm worried

 

[TB666]

Well you should.
He also smells like cheese

 

[Deadly]

Are you serious? Damn, we don't have any silver-smellycheesy-coattaking-dwarfs over here... we just have thieves.

 

[TB666]

Well he is considered a goverment employee so he can fly anywhere for free

 

[Deadly]

Oh nooooooo... if it's beautiful coats he wants, he's surely to go and steal mine.

 

[TB666]

Well you talk about it so much so how can he resist