Who is the biggest forum whore?

[TheSeldomlaid]

^no, his first commandment is "Thy shalt let me touch yer boobs, wench"

 

[-Gavin-]

second is "Thy shalt enjoy it"

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Third is "Thy shalt bring a pen, so I can sign them with "Gavin waseth here"

 

[-Gavin-]

Foruth is, "ye shall do my dishes, and clean my home, wench!"

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

fifth is "thou shalt never drive"

 

[-Gavin-]

sixth is "Stop whining!"

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

seventh is "thou shalt polish my morning steel every morning till death do us part"

 

[-Gavin-]

eighth is Sonata Arctica

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

ninth is "ge'yer tits out!"

 

[-Gavin-]

Tenth is "Repeat 1-9"

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Behold! Yer new God is Scottish!

 

[-Gavin-]

Behold! Yer new God is Scottish!

 

[Cronopio]

It is now official: Gavin has gone apeshit.

 

[Lola]

It is now official: Gavin has gone apeshit.

You just figured that one out??

 

[Cronopio]

You just figured that one out??

Actually, it's been brewing for quite some time, but well ... yeah. I'm a slow learner.

 

[Lola]

Actually, it's been brewing for quite some time, but well ... yeah. I'm a slow learner.

Well I commend you! At least you owned up to it!

 

[Cronopio]

Well I commend you! At least you owned up to it!

Does that mean I can go down on you?

 

[Lola]

Anytime love, anytime! Just don't tell the others they might get jealous!

 

[Cronopio]

Anytime love, anytime! Just don't tell the others they might get jealous!

Aye, this gets me all "vrålpilsk" ...

 

[Lola]

Aye, this gets me all "vrålpilsk" ...

Wet??