Who wants to pick on Jeff?

[DreamNeonBlack]

See, if I were the Loomis armoured car company in a bold marketing move I would Hire Jeff loomis as my celebrity spokesperson and resident Shredmaster.

 

[Will Bozarth]

jesus christ... if one more post comes in saying "i saw those trucks!", my head is gonna pop. OF COURSE YOUVE ALL SEEN THEM! THEYRE A MASSIVE COMPANY!



on that note, I've seen them, too.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

i dont think they drive here in europe

 

[Will Bozarth]

that's because Loomis trucks are allergic to Euros. They only like dollars.

 

[azal]

I've never seen one of those trucks.

 

[Will Bozarth]

that's because you're a terrorist informant that left New Jersey in search for Serbian virgins

 

[Lunar Still]

There are virgins in Serbia? My friends here all say that Serb girls are bigtime sluts.






















































































Actually that's bullshit, I doubt most of my friends could even find Serbia on a map.

 

[ms. anthrope]

I do, I do.

This was the day after the Death Angel show in SF a couple of weeks ago.

i know where that is... fisherman's wharf! after you dropped me off, eh?

 

[Chromatose]

OH HAY GUYS I'VE SEEN THOSE TRUCKS TOO

I thought I was the only one!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Did I mention that I've seen those trucks all the time as well?
Not sure if I made it clear on the previous page.

 

[ms. anthrope]

There's a Loomis Street in San Francisco!

(hope you're keeping warm, Jeffy-poo and Neilly-poo )

 

[Lord Foul]

So basically when Jeff goes missing we should be looking on Loomis avenue for a Loomis armored car driven by Emily?

 

[Swabs]

I see them all the time driving around England actually... technically europe

 

[deathstrike from hell]

jeff can have his choice of the neverboard women. pluuuunder.

 

[ms. anthrope]

So basically when Jeff goes missing we should be looking on Loomis avenue for a Loomis armored car driven by Emily?

i would suspect her first, yes...

rumor has it that she has a secret basement beneath her (parents') house.

 

[Lord Foul]

i would suspect her first, yes...

rumor has it that she has a secret basement beneath her (parents') house.

Doesn't everyone have a secret basement?



























...which reminds me, I haven't checked on any of my guests lately.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Well actually, I'm pretty sure that my dad's a mafia warlord or something with a batcave below our house. SOOOO if/when I need to transport Jeff outta the apartment closest, I've got a nice place to keep him. The cat and gecko can keep him company while I'm fending off the other fangirls.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

May be obscure to the youngins.

 

[Lord Foul]

Man, I haven't seen that in forever.

 

[neal]

hmm i know that bottom left guy from something else...like Mad Max or something?