Who wants to play stink mop?

Just when I thought The Happening was going to be the worst movie of the year, a new challenger popped up and swept the glory away...
 
I just couldn't get past my hate for Mike Meyers... Loved him on SNL and in the Wayne's World's movies, but after Austin Powers came out, a very deep hatred of the man grew inside of me. Same goes for Will Farrel, substitute Wayne's World for nothing... and Austin Powers with every movie he's ever been in besides Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Wedding Crashers.
 
did you notice that was Colbert playing the manager as well as the sportcaster?

I wasn't paying attention at all... I remember seeing him at one point, but my mind was on other things (the blonde with huge tits on row 2).

Edit: Actually, it may have been row 3... Either way, I'm a huge fan of stadium seating and bright movies.