Why do I fucking rule so much?

LordFireworm

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I just finished learning Teen Town by Jaco and it nearly goddamn killed me.
Granted that isn't a whole lot considering Tyr and Steve cruise this area, it's pretty good for a shitty 19 year old with hairy legs.
 
Well, I had some plans to say it latter, but I must do it now.

It's a new fucking technique: Leg hair picking style! You'll play Jaco's songs like Jaco himself!

Question:
Wasn't Steve the lord of Foot Finger style, with his Jesus Sandals and stuff... And what about the 2 feet technique?

Question 2:
Where's Tyr??
 
If you teach each hair on your toes how to strum the strings you'll get faster than all the Jacos and Steves on earth...OK, it's getting stupid now...Well, Tyr's perhaps growing himself a third arm or leg or both?!
 
Hmm, hey, I can't believe there are gonna be leg hair players who play with picks!! That would be stupid, cause you can get ultra-fast just with your leg hair, you don't need picks anymoe! The world does not need picks anymore!!!

Hmm, I think Tyr is making some implants to get hairy like a bear.