why do my elbows hurt so much today?

[goatschool]

i'll entertain any answer

 

[Baliset]

were you doing your macho man randy savage flying elbow drop impersonation again?

 

[xfer]

you wore out your thumbs hitchhiking, switched to using elbows, and wore those out, as well?

hey goatschool, did you see BLACKZILLA on the dave chapelle show last week?

 

[avi]

(shoulda been a poll)

 

[goatschool]

i didn't -- in fact, i have never seen the Dave Chapelle show. funnee?

 

[xfer]

yeah dude! dave chapelle fought godzilla and then fucked a volcano!

 

[xfer]

it's a lot funnier than it sounds, honestly.

 

[azal]

I think it's a physical manifestation of all that video game wrestling you've been doing.

plus, HUGE PROPZ to the Chapelle. Best show I've seen in a while. And it's consistantly funny.

 

[goatschool]

i think more because i did a new type of push-up

now someone explain why my head itches like it is being conquered by an army of microbe-sized carnivores. why? whhhy?

 

[xfer]

new type of shampoo?

 

[goatschool]

i don't think so, albeit the shampoo is a freebie that probably costed the donator in the realm of, say, 99 cents.

it is, however, an animal-tested hair detergent, so the souls of thousands of little wild-eyed mammals could in fact commence their phantasmal rutting (it is spring, after all) right set amongst the stubble-y roots of whatever sits atop my scalp.

i was also thinking chemical attack or a dirty hair clipper.

 

[xfer]

perhaps its a new shampoo that uses nanomachines to scrub and disinfect? and their little scraper-claws are a little too sharp?

 

[azal]

the souls of the suffering woodland creatures seems most plausible.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I love those shampoo ads where they are all "I CAN FEEL IT TINGLING!!!!" and all I can think is THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN DUDES...

 

[minxnim]

the souls of all those eye-burned bunnies have been chewing on your elbows while you sleep dude.

 

[goatschool]

top

 

[chupe666]

I KNOW!



oh, wait you said elbows, not knees.

 

[FrostGiant]

Yeah, I think you're doing something wrong there.

 

[chupe666]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=104593

 

[goatschool]

chupe, if i'm going to bite your wang off, it is firstly for that 'continue this' thread.