why does my entire floor reek of rotting food?

[VangelicSurgeon]

people need to be TAKING CARE OF THEIR LEFTOVERS!

One would assume from walking around that the office is populated with adults but apparently I work with a bunch of Freaky Friday/Vice Versa motherfuckers.

BLEAH!

 

[chupe666]

Don't forget Like Father Like Son with Kirk Cameron and Dudley Moore.

 

[chupe666]

althought Vice Versa was far superior not only due to the fact that the height difference between Fred Savage and Judge Reinhold is more drastic than the difference between Kirk and Dudley, but it also contained a performance by the band MALICE.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

THAT is the third one I couldn't remember! I almost put Trading Places then I was like "wait...no..."

 

[goatschool]

i've worked at places that preferred to consolidate their mungy food trash to the bathroom, making it an entirely unpleasant experience to even step foot in there.

although i know the bulk of it would wind up under or inside of keyboards. hideous.

 

[xfer]

i have sooo much brown rice cake crumb in my keyboard you could send it to ethiopia and get a tax break.

 

[goatschool]

remember how people would go around sucking gas out of cars with a funnel back during the 70's energy crisis?

nah, of course not. fucking kids.

but someone could just arm the homeless/hungry with straws and send them around visiting the keyboards of the corporate landscape. shit is a goldmine...

 

[goatschool]

www.straws-not-tresspass-law.org

 

[xfer]

haha!