- Sep 6, 2001
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I went through Los Angeles over the weekend, and Neal, you can fucking keep it, sorry.
1. I hate large gatherings, especially in tight areas called "Disneyland" where 45,000 people think they can all walk around and have a good time, but only get to shove through each other and spend no less than 2 hours waiting for a fucking ride and then being told "Oh, we're sorry, Splash Mountain has a log jam, it will be shut down for now, even though you're sweating, angry, and tired."
2. I don't like roads where the posted speed limit is 65 MPH (104 KM/H ), but you never get above 30 (48KM/H)...
(When 8,000 vehicles think they can pack into 2 miles of road, a little phenomenon called "Traffic Jam" occurs, and in L. A., it's considered perfectly normal to take 2 hours to get across town.)
3. We may have bad air, but your town's air reminds me of the dairy 5 miles away where the cow farts are so bad if you catch even a whiff you cough and sputter.
So, I don't intend to offend you, but I hate your town more than mine. it blows.
PS: Sadly, I will be returning in November for the Nevermore concert, and after that for a planned vacation, because it is the ONLY town in this half of the state with ANYTHING interesting to see.
1. I hate large gatherings, especially in tight areas called "Disneyland" where 45,000 people think they can all walk around and have a good time, but only get to shove through each other and spend no less than 2 hours waiting for a fucking ride and then being told "Oh, we're sorry, Splash Mountain has a log jam, it will be shut down for now, even though you're sweating, angry, and tired."
2. I don't like roads where the posted speed limit is 65 MPH (104 KM/H ), but you never get above 30 (48KM/H)...
(When 8,000 vehicles think they can pack into 2 miles of road, a little phenomenon called "Traffic Jam" occurs, and in L. A., it's considered perfectly normal to take 2 hours to get across town.)
3. We may have bad air, but your town's air reminds me of the dairy 5 miles away where the cow farts are so bad if you catch even a whiff you cough and sputter.
So, I don't intend to offend you, but I hate your town more than mine. it blows.
PS: Sadly, I will be returning in November for the Nevermore concert, and after that for a planned vacation, because it is the ONLY town in this half of the state with ANYTHING interesting to see.
