Why is Dave famous?

[Mort Divine]

I hate having the same name as a fool like him.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I hate having the same name as a fool like him.

you are an emo fag, GTFO

 

[King Richard]

Actually the real reason I made this thread wasn't to bash Dave, because I still have nothing against him, I think he's ok.

Honestly, I shouldn't be wasting my time replying after reading this quote. I mean, everyone else seems to get it, except you and a Blue_Jay. So what's that tell you?

If anything, this thread is more so about how much attention it would get, I made it as a pisstake of people who love to talk about him. Plenty of you have deep throated the carrot I'd say The poll result so far pretty much speaks for itself.

I'll keep things civil, because I like you Hubster but, I don't think this "poll" proves anything to be truthful with you. I didn't vote for either, because I think it's a bit more complicated than you make it out to be. No one "loves" to talk about Dave, which is the biggest misconception everyone seems to have around here. In reality, all of us who usually argue with him, which is what it is, not talking, loathe the guy to no end. Preventative measures were taken to at least get him to vent in other threads, or unleash is retardation and save us the agony, instead of literally hi-jacking every thread and turning this entire forum into a shithole. But those didn't work. Explaining to him calmly what his problems were didn't work. Flaming the fuck out of him, didn't work. Even when he was being serious for once and he would realize "hey I'm being a fucking tard and everyone is seriously hating on me for it" IT DIDN'T CLICK IN HIS GODDAMN HEAD. In fact, it just made it worse. The more steps we took, the worse it ended up. So I got sick of it, along with everyone else, and we finally make a pack to get him to shut the fuck up and teach him a lesson. And from what I've heard from alot of people via PMs, its working alot better than I ever imagined. Hopefully he will realize we are serious, and take this seriously enough to stop acting like a whiney, pretentious, pubescent, spoiled, cheese-tit having, virgin fuckhead. There's nothing wrong with acting like a moron sometimes on the internet, but there's a line which he obliterated time and time again.

Take that as you will everyone, but enough with bullshit claims that all of us who have had enough of dave have some weird infatuation with him.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I would just like to remind everybody that I almost never actively participate in more than 2 or 3 threads at the same time

me participating in 2 out of 20 threads = turning the board into a shithole?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Mort is so famous because we all like him!

 

[audiophileguy]

because ppl make shit threads about him