Witchfinder General is BACK!!!!!!!

[Eyes Of The Insane]

They are presently holding auditions for the role of a new singer to replace Zeeb Parkes!


Derm, Rod and Phil are back together and it's official. They start recording 2 tracks next weekend with a view to doing the third album. The band are currently looking for a vocalist to replace Zeeb.

We have been asked so many questions about what has happened to Zeeb Parkes?
The name Zeeb Parkes was invented purely for the band. When the band split, Zeeb Parkes ceased to be. The character behind Zeeb Parkes who wishes to keep his identity anonymous has moved on to other things.

Phil - "It is no secret that the friendship between Zeeb and myself has finished. Looking back Zeeb was an inspiration to us all and I have some great and happy memories of him, so many that I could write a bestseller about it! But Zeeb is into other things now and I wish him all the best."

"We are back together hopefully to record the 'elusive' third album. There may even be a track including the first rhythm section of Steve and Toss, if they can be forced out of retirement ha! ha! This is a small thanks to everyone who has stood by the band. The guys have no plans to ever play live again but at least new material is on its way."

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So there you have it folks. All our pestering and support has finally paid off. The lads are reforming and RECORDING!!! I can't even tell you how excited I am about this.

Cheers and thanks to everyone who has visited this site and shown their support for Witchfinder General and each other. This is all your doing. Thank you all very very much.

Liam

 

[Sonnenritter]

Indeed. I saw this on Blabbermouth this morning. Kind of pumped about the whole ordeal. I only hope they can do what so many bands have failed at, reclaiming an old glory after years of absence.

 

[skeptik]

I have a feeling their new material will suck and the album cover will be made with a computer.

 

[Demilich]

...with computerized scantily clad wenches?

 

[Eyes Of The Insane]

I saw it on their official site when I was gonna join their forum. SORRY but Blabbermouth isnt that trustwhorty to me cause when i was gonna see Exodus awhile ago Bmouth said nothing about their cancellation and they dont have Graveland news, and most of their articles are inrelevent.


Anyway I'm looking forward to this but i am unsure If it will be any good cause most times when a band comes back, there comeback albums arent that good.

 

[skeptik]

...with computerized scantily clad wenches?

I'm afraid so.

 

[Sonnenritter]

I have a feeling their new material will suck and the album cover will be made with a computer.

Sounds like a stab at Iron Maiden. Good show!

 

[Under The Oak]

It's been 23 years since their last release, so I don't hold out much hope for them either. I loved Zeeb's vocals though, shame to hear he won't be returning too.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Well it could be amazing or shit, at least they're giving it another go!

 

[Susperia]

I'll play tamborine. \m/\m/

 

[Teh Grimace]

zeeb parkes isn't a very good made-up name.

 

[Demilich]

Maybe if you're English?

 

[Teh Grimace]

you can't use being english to excuse everything. christ. "oh, i dont brush my teeth cos im english" "oh, i don't pronouce all my letters and add extra pointless letters to words then i claim that americans aren't speaking/writing the language right cos im english"

all that shit.


am i right, people, huh?

 

[Demilich]

it was their language first!

 

[Teh Grimace]

i googled "bad english food" and got

this.

and this

and

and

...
thought i'd share
...



edit:

lol

turkey = hookah and women w/ manbrow

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

you can't use being english to excuse everything. christ. "oh, i dont brush my teeth cos im english" "oh, i don't pronouce all my letters and add extra pointless letters to words then i claim that americans aren't speaking/writing the language right cos im english"

all that shit.


am i right, people, huh?

You're a fucking moron. It's you bloody yanks crapping up the language, adding letters, taking out letters, pronouncing words differently. If you dont like it, go learn another language.

 

[Teh Grimace]

soon our lord and savior George Bush, in a final act of desperation since the "democrats" (re: undercover europeans) have taken power now, will annex England, forcing them all to speak his English, i.e. "strategery", "nucular", etc.

then he'll make himself king and there'll be no abortions for anyone!!!


...


i've been up for 38 hours. i'm starting to hallucinate. i'm not posting anymore today.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

While Tony Shithead is still in power, he'll probably let Bush take it over.

 

[Mr_Haze]

It's worth a shot, but I'm not expecting much. I'll just keep listening to their classics.

 

[Demilich]

You're a fucking moron. It's you bloody yanks crapping up the language, adding letters, taking out letters, pronouncing words differently. If you dont like it, go learn another language.

You're being just as much a fucking moron as is he. Languages evolve constantly, just as yours did. English is a Germanic language with a lot of influence from Romance languages, am I correct? You don't see a bunch of Germans, French and Italians whining over you limeys corrupting theirs! You know why? Because that is how the world works, my ignorant friend!