wooooooo Nad you've got to try this on the freeways

Tired of speeding tickets? Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you?

Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car
Step 2. Drive VERY FAST
Step 3. Watch people freak out.
Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.
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hahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit, funniest thing I've seen all year.

I gotta get me an old Toyota truck again and mount a turret in the bed, slap a turban on me noggin, and hit the streets with bomb balloons in tow.