woooooooo

[lizard]

here's the new tv commercial that has the american taliban all in an uproar:
http://movies.crooksandliars.com/gilligans_pie_fight.wmv
first Paris, now this.

 

[lizard]

 

[NAD]

Hey look, it's Aeon Flux!

 

[NAD]

here's the new tv commercial that has the american taliban all in an uproar:
http://movies.crooksandliars.com/gilligans_pie_fight.wmv
first Paris, now this.

Damn, that was giving me a chub until the Skipper and THE FUCKING BIGGEST DOLT IN THE WORLD came on to interrupt. Seriously, were I on that island, Gilligan Burgers would've been cooked up the first night.

On the original series, I much preferred Mary Ann. But Ginger was certainly hot as fuck. Who are these new bitches? They got some titties!

 

[lizard]

gilligan was so stupid, you just wanted to kick him in the groinal area.

and if the professor was so fucking smart, how come he never figured out a way off the island? huh?

 

[NAD]

That fucker could make sewing machines out of coconuts but couldn't make a god damn raft, WTF!

 

[lizard]

haha true
I always thought Ginger was a stuck up bitch. Luvie was a pain in the ass, and so was the millionaire. I would have rescued Maryanne and left the rest there to rot.

 

[NAD]

I would hang out with the Skipper all day drinking island beer, then plug Mary Ann all night, and when I got bored I'd go around punching everyone else. That would be my Gilligan's Island.

 

[lizard]

haha Christina Aguilera as a torture device

Poor Christina Aguilera is getting a double dose of bad press in Monday's news. First -- and worst -- is the disclosure, in Time magazine's big exclusive detailing interrogation techniques at the Gitmo Camp at Guantanamo Bay, that her music was used to torture terror suspects, played loudly to prevent prisoners from sleeping. And then there's a sad little item in the New York Daily News, tattling that the singer partied so hard at a New York club the other night, she had to be carried out. "She couldn't walk on her own," reports one witness. "She had one arm around her fiancé, Jordan Bratman, and the other around a blond assistant." The singer's rep's response? A plaintive "That's not very nice."

 

[Demonspell]

Nice one Lizard...more evidence that Amnesty International doesn't use the word gulag lightly.