Can a Mod help a brother out here...

[lizard]

and delete that paris hilton thread that UM hiccuped on and now I can't do anything with it.

here's what I wanted to say: everyone claims to hate her. but obviously, alot of people are lying. after seeing that uberhawt carl's jr commercial, I want one of those spicy $6 burgers but there's no Carls around here

 

[Krilons Resa]

Even UM hates Paris Hilton.

 

[lizard]

haha seems like it...the commercial though....wowzers.

 

[NAD]

She's a ditz, but who cares? I actually watched her reality TV show a few times, and let me tell you that was some FUNNY SHIT. Mostly for Lando's daughter, but Paris was pretty goofy in it too.

 

[Carbonized]

blah Paris needs to eat like 3 of those burgers a day and put some meat on her bones.

NAD, you watch that video?

 

[NAD]

Not yet, but I just posted some Danzig lyrics in another thread!

I think I'm going to burn it to DVD (or I guess VCD would work) and watch it this weekend.

 

[lizard]

how many times
http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html

I almost admire her for not going the obvious route and getting enhanced boobs. she's being herself, getting paid, and obviously having hella fun doing it.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Im willing to bet shes 98% less stupid then she makes her self out to be.


I kinda like her really =) She seems like a cool chick. Like lizard said, if I could be rich and famous for listening to Exciter and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon then I sure as fuck would, and have tons of fun doin' it.

 

[circus_brimstone]

and delete that paris hilton thread that UM hiccuped on and now I can't do anything with it.

Done. Not to step on JK's toes or anything.

 

[JayKeeley]

One thing is for sure - she is better on film (or real life I guess) than in photographs. She has that one annoying sleepy eyed expression in all her pics and it just makes you want to slap her, but yeah, in that video, she looks great.

And I've seen stills of Jessica Simpson in the video for "These Boots..." with Willie Nelson, and my good goat, she looks incredible. Who would have believed that Jessica Simpson would one day cover a Megadeth song.

 

[Russell]

The Paris Hilton South Park episode is a classic

 

[Carbonized]

Who would have believed that Jessica Simpson would one day cover a Megadeth song.

I don't see a so i must come at you with a ... Nancy Sinatra my good man, but i'm sure you knew that?

 

[unhinged]

I'd love to stick a screwdriver in the back of her neck

 

[KILL TULLY]

ide love to stick my dick in the front of her mouth

 

[lizard]

one thing we know...she'd know what to do with it.

 

[NAD]

And I've seen stills of Jessica Simpson in the video for "These Boots..." with Willie Nelson, and my good goat, she looks incredible. Who would have believed that Jessica Simpson would one day cover a Megadeth song.

lolz. Yeah I never liked Jessica Simpson (in the boner way) but now she's totally hot.

one thing we know...she'd know what to do with it.

You've obviously never seen her porno video, talk about boring in bed. Well, at least those 3 or 4 examples, maybe she's grown to love the cock since.

 

[JayKeeley]

I don't see a so i must come at you with a ... Nancy Sinatra my good man, but i'm sure you knew that?

Here's a delayed just for you!

Nancy Sinatra also did my favoUrite Bond theme.

 

[lizard]

I've never seen paris hilton's porn vids...but if I knew where to find it I might watch the one with her and the chick from Playboy.