worst legal defense ever.

[minxnim]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,121938,00.html

 

[Josh Seipp]

this opens up a whole new realm of possibilities fo things I can get away with!

 

[Josh Seipp]

seriously though, who on earth is going to buy that?

 

[minxnim]

no one. i hope.

 

[lizard]

can I claim post traumatic early puritan fighting the damn indians and almost starving to death syndrome

 

[Josh Seipp]

would that make it okay for Germans to gas their children to death?

 

[minxnim]

well, it would for jews to do it i guess?

 

[Josh Seipp]

yeah I just realized that and was coming back to edit my post. feh!

 

[lizard]

my lesbian cubemate is jewish and she's been eyeing me with a speculative gaze.

 

[Josh Seipp]

look out! she's going to priest-abuse you and then burn you at the stake!

 

[goatschool]

humans—goddamn

'scuppered sonnets'

!!!

 

[minxnim]

i wonder if there's post traumatic cancer syndrome where like, i am allowed to make everyone else hairless and sick to their stomachs? nix?

 

[goatschool]

there must be, according to these guys.

then i'll 'suffer' from P-T tumor disorder, where i can hit people in the back with a crowbar and tell them to stay down.

 

[minxnim]

this could be useful

 

[goatschool]

now if that team could figure out how to get $ out of the case, imagine that

 

[minxnim]

sue for civil damages!

 

[Josh Seipp]

my coworkers are about to have some FUCKED UP colons.

 

[xfer]

does this mean i'm allowed to inflict white privilege upon everyone else? without consequence?!