I love christmas news stories!

[Captain Beard]

It caught a train and headed to Davis! They REALLY shot a lion painted like a tiger.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Sigh.

When I first turned on the tv, the reporter said something about a loose/missing tiger. Therefore, I came to the conclusion that they never caught it, until he announced that it had been shot.

 

[Captain Beard]

I know what you mean. I'm hinting toward they never DID catch the real one and it roams the bayside stalking children and negros. It's all a coverup!


I hope they eat it at least.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I wonder what tiger tastes like.

 

[Captain Beard]

Probably gamey and wild. Maybe a bit tough from the lean meat. I'd eat it anyway.

 

[neal]

It caught a train and headed to Davis! They REALLY shot a lion painted like a tiger.

i'll blow some bong rips in its face, give it some tuna, i'll have a brand new big kitty friend to guard my house.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'd eat it, too. David, you and I should go on an epic endeavor to eat one of every animal in the world.

 

[Captain Beard]

Or if we want to mock the bible, two.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Well, the males and females could taste different, so it would be worth the try.

 

[Captain Beard]

You can have the genitals. Or we could grind them up and sell them to fools who think they're cure-alls.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Yeah they love that shit in Central America.

 

[Captain Beard]

I suppose we could send them to Jace every once in a while, see if it'll revitalize her sex life.

 

[neal]

itd just be vitalize.

 

[Captain Beard]

Nah, I refuse to believe she never frigged herself at least.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Watch your language. The correct term is "frelled".

 

[Captain Beard]

Ok, I refuse to believe she never touched herself intimately or did things with the aid of objects.

T1g3r P3n15 should help her with her problems.

 

[neal]

well you gotta at least do that

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Ok, I refuse to believe she never touched herself intimately or did things with the aid of objects.

T1g3r P3n15 should help her with her problems.

She may even find her fertility increase 10 fold. She will spawn many strong warriors, who will kill many Tlaxcalans.