worst toy idea EVER

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courtesy of my friend Tom.

 

[minxnim]

OH my GOD

 

[minxnim]

are those bullets on the bottom or little toy lipsticks?

 

[xfer]

BULLETS. they are BULLETS.

 

[lizard]

omg the kids are shooting themselves in the head with PHALLIC SYMBOLS

 

[minxnim]

jesus christ that's insane. i thought my toy shotgun was bad.

 

[xfer]

remember all the stupid fuss about those mad scientist playsets where you could strap down and torture shapely blonde screaming women with torn clothes? this is like two zillion times more fucked up.

 

[Astral Poetry]

I wonder what the gun is saying in that picture.
Note: *BEST TOY IDEA EVER

 

[FuSoYa]

note the extremely nervouse cartoon hippo in the upper right.


Did they purposely pick a hippo-looking real-life human kid for the photo?

 

[goatschool]

judging from the graphics and stuff, it looks 10+ years old.

not that it matters or anything, but still, before jake says anything like "the world is going to shit... '04, stay tuned..."

 

[minxnim]

i wonder if they have a 'toy' electric chair somewhere

 

[xfer]

well, guns are very masculine, so i'm sure for girls they have a "GIRLS! Get the attention you feel you deserve that no one gives you with this toy SELF MUTILATION KIT! Includes foam-rubber razors and plastic cigarettes!"

 

[FuSoYa]

There are some parody .avi's that I've seen online of a toy line like that, alex...

 

[FuSoYa]

Why does it say "instead of bullets, a pair of feet kick out, etc etc" but there are clearly bullets in that picture..?

 

[xfer]

i think you load the bullets slowly and sweatingly in order to keep up with the "feel" of real russian roulette--surely taking swigs from a flask of whiskey (or whiskey-colored iced tea)--but when you shoot, the "feet" (which don't look like feet to me) actually pop out.

 

[Steve]

there must be a shockwave/flash game out ther eof russian roulette.

 

[xfer]

russian roulette is either the most boring or most exciting game in the world, predicated on whether or not your life is actually at risk.

 

[FalseTodd]

Note: unlike traditional russian roullette, that gun is supplied with more than 6 bullets.

 

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also: gun is pink hippo

 

[The Dope]

To be honest, I don't immediately think "hippo" when I look at that gun.