Would you tear this apart?

[MetalRiffa]

What a fine young lady.

 

[Episteme]

Dude, there's a social forum for this. Check out the pics thread...

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Yes, yes I would.

 

[IntoPhagist]

Is that Miley?

 

[waif]

I remember a time long ago, when men were men and women were boys, when people made posts consisting entirely of Judas Priest song titles and lolcats were still almost funny. A time when trolls and spammers were banned.
My friends, I pray that one day that time will come again.

 

[mutantllama]

Can we just ban him already? also, this forum needs a sage type function, I don't want to bump this up.

 

[-CC-]

Horrible thread, and that's a shoop

 

[Hail The Wizard!]

You complete and utter anusface!

 

[damnromulans]

I would tear your anus apart. First I would insert one lubed finger sliding gently in and out. Then I would add another finger, working your asshole and adding lots of lube so it doesn't hurt. I would work my way up to 4 fingers and then my whole fist. At this point you are clearly uncomfortable and your muscles start to clench defensively against my intruding fist. But it's too late, I've shoved my entire arm up to the elbow deep inside of you. You scream in pain but I'm not finished yet. I tear my arm out of your asshole and you shit and bleed and cry. I start to lube up my toes, ankles, calves and knee. I penetrate you with my entire leg. My nickname among nerdy friends is "Chun Li" because of my thighs. You start to pray. There is a tearing sound. You will never shit normally again.

 

[King Richard]

Miley has a manface first off, and secondly, she has a deeper voice than me. So basically what I'm saying is hell to the fucking no.

 

[Cythraul]

Can we just ban him already?

.

 

[Alongside Death]

I would tear your anus apart. First I would insert one lubed finger sliding gently in and out. Then I would add another finger, working your asshole and adding lots of lube so it doesn't hurt. I would work my way up to 4 fingers and then my whole fist. At this point you are clearly uncomfortable and your muscles start to clench defensively against my intruding fist. But it's too late, I've shoved my entire arm up to the elbow deep inside of you. You scream in pain but I'm not finished yet. I tear my arm out of your asshole and you shit and bleed and cry. I start to lube up my toes, ankles, calves and knee. I penetrate you with my entire leg. My nickname among nerdy friends is "Chun Li" because of my thighs. You start to pray. There is a tearing sound. You will never shit normally again.

That was weak.

 

[damnromulans]

what is weak about shoving your whole leg up someone's asshole, DICK?

 

[MetalRiffa]

You guys are poofs, except the dudes that wanna thrap it.

 

[Alongside Death]

what is weak about shoving your whole leg up someone's asshole, DICK?

Easy there. I just read too much of Lividity lyrics.

 

[damnromulans]

who is lividity?

if you are complementing me on being an excellent snuff writer, thanks. i've always wanted a career in writing gore grind lyrics for other people to perform.

 

[Alongside Death]

You probably draw gore anime too eh?

 

[waif]

who is lividity?

if you are complementing me on being an excellent snuff writer, thanks. i've always wanted a career in writing gore grind lyrics for other people to perform.

You should team up with Vihris...

FISTED BY A TESSERAAAAAAACT

 

[damnromulans]

my magnum opus was "circumcised with a boner"

@pharma-c no I don't draw anime at all

 

[Episteme]

Krampus is the saving grace of this thread. I now nominate it thread of the year.