Would you use a condom that I made out of JELLYFISH FLESH?

[FuSoYa]

Think about it, it would not only have incredible strength (wouldn't break- have you ever tried to tear apart a jellyfish???), but it would be made of 96-97% water, and would have incredible natural lubrication on both the inside and outside, enhancing pleasure for all involved.

What's more, you could get a special line of these condoms that come with the tentacles still attached (but the stingers removed.. uhm, unless you're all S&M)... and the wearer of the condom would be able to mentally manipulate what the tentacles do!

 

[avi]

WHY ISN'T THIS A POLL?


AND I WAS STARTING TO HAVE FAITH IN THE BOARD, TOO.

 

[minxnim]

this thread takes on a whole new level of meaning because one of my dad's many nicknames for me is jellyfish because i am so pale and my veins are so visible. ew.

 

[minxnim]

p.s. avi i forced my other thread into a poll just for you.

 

[avi]

and I appreciate it

 

[ezekiel]

interesting

 

[deadair]

not only would i use it... i would be the dood in your ads going "I LOVE IT... AND SO DOES SHE! *big toothy grin*"

 

[xfer]

every time someone has mentioned jellyfish in the past few years, my mind has helplessly and guiltily turned to the JELLYFISH TRAP toby and i made when we were younger, and wondering if some poor sap ever hit it.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Would you use a condom that I made out of JELLYFISH FLESH?

Um, ew. No.

 

[FuSoYa]

Alex, didn't we watch some hairy mustachioed man's leg sink thigh deep into it as he belched forth a cadre of words we'd never heard before?

I believe we did!

 

[xfer]

i thought i had imagined that? 'cause god knows i've imagined dozens of different people sinking into it over the years...

 

[FuSoYa]

I distinctly remember us running away with a maniacal fear in our hearts.

 

[FuSoYa]

Also, recruiting all the littler kids on the beach to help us carry buckets of jellyfish!

 

[xfer]

haha yeah i forgot about that part! i wonder if any of them remember it?

my memory is so shot, i'm eternally thinking that stuff i dreamed or thought about was real. like the librarian-lectures-about-Count-Dooku scene in Attack of the Clones I was telling you about...I was sure I had seen it on Paul's DVD, but in truth I had just read the script, 'cause they never filmed it at all.

 

[FalseTodd]

Wouldn't a jellyfish be, y'know, porous?

 

[chupe666]

I do believe this brings the grand total of 'FuSoYa threads about condoms' to 247.

Right up there with the time I asked about the Khanate and was told it was 'better than no condoms'.

 

[chupe666]

This also reminded me to put the following on my Amazon.com wishlist.

https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...glance&coliid=I2LCNH9XL8YFC5&me=ATVPDKIKX0DER

 

[xfer]

The Onion's HOLY SHIT ATTACK ON AMERICA issue included a pretty vivid description of Mohamed Atta being used as a condom in Hell by some huge fiery thorn-dicked demon. Do you really want to subject a jellyfish to that torment?