Wow... Deja Vu...
- Thread starter MRBEAST
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rahvin said:
...ummm... did i meet you online before? i allways tell cute guys online who wont go out with me that im going to come visit kidnap them and lock them in my cellar. reading that has left an odd feeling. ive never said it to anyone i didnt like alot and it isnt like me not to remember someone i said it to, and ive never had anyone i hadnt said it to 1st say anything about me doing it to them before...
yer trippin me out d00d
i had to go to a conversion table to find out what 171cm is and to find out yer 3.5cm taller than me. you are very cute, but you and youre house... you look civilised. you dont look like youve ever been around people that could be guests on the jerry springer show in yer life-and ive never known anyone that couldnt be. i have lots of dreams, they dont get crushed til i find out you arent interested in plowing trailer trash that looks like a long haired short gorilla!
AsylumSinner said:ahahahhahaha...u crack me up...mr whore......
finally someone with a sense of humor!
rahvin
keeper of the flame
MRBEAST said:
i swear it's the first thing that got into my mind.
maybe we were separated at birth and i ended up in the posh house while you had to endure pain and suffering beyond belief, especially on the jerry springer show? thanks.
welcome to the world of dwarves, mate. if it makes you feel better, that wasn't my house. however i'm sure it's gonna make you feel worse to know that it was my then-girlfriend's house. in short, i'm straight.
not that things got anywhere so far with my being straight. maybe i should have tried playing for the other team, but i get the feeling right now it's a tad too late. i'd probably need some brainwashing, while in order to try and get the ugliest girl in the world to bed with me i just need alcohol.
rahvin said:i swear it's the first thing that got into my mind.
thanks.
if it makes you feel better, that wasn't my house. however i'm sure it's gonna make you feel worse to know that it was my then-girlfriend's house. in short, i'm straight.
it just popping into your head, i donno how to explain it except when i read it i got a tripped out wtf feeling and it just popping into your head doesnt make it any less so...
it would have had to be a long seperation at birth cuz you look like yer about half my age.
you might be a little shorter than average, me dwarf is a pretty apt discription-short stocky and hairy, cept i dont like the beard and only have a moustache.
straight, still doesnt crush my dreams cuz now i know all it will take is some brainwashing.
rahvin
keeper of the flame
MRBEAST said:
i'm in fact 26 although i know i look younger. that would mean... hmmm... 14 years of hybernation for me. well, thank you for helping me skip the '70s altogether.
straight, still doesnt crush my dreams cuz now i know all it will take is some brainwashing.
yup, i guess that's still possible. ladies looking for a long-term relationship with me at the moment wouldn't manage to convince me no matter the brainwashing, so go figure, you've actually got some advantage.
What The Hell Is Hapening??? Are You Gay Rahvin???? Is It A Game, Some Kind Of Joke???
I Don´t Undertand Gays, I Mean, There Is Nothing Better Than A Girl!!!!
I Don´t Undertand Gays, I Mean, There Is Nothing Better Than A Girl!!!!
rahvin said:i'm in fact 26 although i know i look younger. that would mean... hmmm... 14 years of hybernation for me. well, thank you for helping me skip the '70s altogether.
yup, i guess that's still possible. ladies looking for a long-term relationship with me at the moment wouldn't manage to convince me no matter the brainwashing, so go figure, you've actually got some advantage.
im 40 although i look like im... 40
the 1st half of the 70's wasnt bad, unfortunaly the 2nd half was more pathetic than that 70's show could ever make it look.
ive got some advantage, even though it's no where near doing anything with um, when a straight guys nice enough to pretend you have a chance so it will make you feel happy, even though you know you dont have a chance in hell it still makes you feel real good that they made the effort-thanks boss!
AsylumSinner said:not only that but i love cocks as much as u do...
i have come to the decision that you must post more!
most of the people here are really cool, but a couple of the guys have some real obvious sexual hangups and they need to quit being scared and get laid!
metalfox said:
if everyone felt like that youd never get a girl-theres nothing better than a girl then girls would only be with girls.
a person that is secure and/or has any kind of sexual life style doesnt have any problem understanding. even if everyone in the world was straight it should be easy for you to understand that everybody has different tastes as to what turns them on. ever had a blowjob? you ever had a good one and ever had a bad one? when you had the bad one did you sit there like an idiot thinking i dont understand this girl or did you think this chick doesnt know how to turn you on???
you probably dont have enough experience to understand what im saying anyway-and lack of experience is what your whole problem is. if i said i got fucked in the ass last night to a secure and experienced straight guy and he told me he fucked his girlfriend last night, there wouldnt be any problem because we would be thinking of it in the context of our experiences. i said he hit the spot and i started kicking my legs and getting off, the experienced guy would think about how girls have done that when he fucked um. because you dont have the experience all you can relate it to is if there was a dick up your ass and because you arent secure with your sexuality you cant understand YOUR OWN feelings when you here about it.
the person with the problem is you and whether you understand me or not you need to come to terms with yourself, because you arent man enough to deal with me.
rahvin
keeper of the flame
metalfox said:
as i said before, i'm not gay. still i see nothing wrong with gay people, gay people talking to me about gay stuff, gay people flirting with me, and almost every other occurrance of the word 'gay' in a context that does not imply violence or, for some reason, dolphins.
if that's too outrageous for you, alt + f4 still works fine.
rahvin said:as i said before, i'm not gay. still i see nothing wrong with gay people, gay people talking to me about gay stuff, gay people flirting with me, and almost every other occurrance of the word 'gay' in a context that does not imply violence or, for some reason, dolphins.
if that's too outrageous for you, alt + f4 still works fine.
im not straight, i dont have any problems with real straight straight people, but repressed homosexuals trying to act straight by talking juvenile gay bashing crap gets annoying (understand that metalfox?)
i dont have any problem with women, naked or otherwise and i dont have any issues with straight sex-as long as ron jeremy isnt involved!
Voice of God
Harmless Bum
rahvin said:
Hooray!
In fact I'm pretty sure that I am an actual dwarf, I just need the beard and I'm all set.
Oh, and this thread is gay. (and with "gay" I mean "keenly alive and exuberant" as Webster's kindly puts it).
Voice of God
Harmless Bum
I was just joking. It was meant as more against the "juvenile gay bashers". I don't use word gay in a degrading sense nor do I have anything against homosexuals. I hope you didn't misunderstand me there.
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