Wow...just...Wow.

[lizard]

you guys really need to read this "contract" that this guy had with his wife...from Thesmokinggun
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

 

[Demilich]

...and the woman still stayed with him! People do funny things sometimes!

 

[Ellestin]

hahahaha this GBD concept is awesome

[EDIT] "Negociations requested in a timely manner will be made after you are in your sleepwear" --> L.M.F.A.O.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

haha i *just* saw that, so wrong

 

[Erik]

lol

 

[Demilich]

i love how he used the word "cum" in a contract the whole thing is pretty rough around the edges as far as language goes

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I'm almost tempted to present this contract to my fiancee, just to see how she reacts...

It would be awesome if she signed, no questions asked!

 

[MFJ]

gdamn, I would never even WANT my woman to sign this thing. It's just brutally terrible, and I sort of want to stab that dude.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Yes, with a screwdriver. Phillips head.

 

[MFJ]

How have you been, man? I don't know if you remember me, but I used to post a lot at the NM forum under "Marksveld".

 

[Necromunchkin]

Yes, I do recall. I've been busy, but fairly well. How about yourself? Sounds like things are going quite well with your musical projects.

 

[MFJ]

Quite busy myself. Stuff's been good, figured I would just say "hi" since you're not around so much (on this forum?).

 

[Necromunchkin]

Here and there. I lurk a lot and occasionally contribute an intoxicated post. i'm graduating with my MA in May and looking into some jobs teaching literature at community colleges.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Hahhahaha, that guys the man.

 

[Dark One]

Sickening, just sickening:

"You are also non-compliant if you start something and can not or will not finish, even if you state that you are in pain or something hurts."

I'd like to take a shovel to his skull and tell him if he complains he gets one demerit.

 

[unhinged]

if I presented that to mine i'd be dead before she got to the third sentence

 

[lurch70]

she got to the third sentence

is that the one about the size of the "patch" and the trim style?

seriously, the guy is disturbed, but what is scary is that there are women out there that might be sick enough to comply with this

 

[KILL TULLY]

seriously, the guy is disturbed, but what is scary is that there are women out there that might be sick enough to comply with this

I can guarantee you that there are TONSANDTONSANDTONS who would go so far as to PAY for this kind of treatment.

 

[Demonspell]

LMAO at the exact measurements for pubic hair and time limits on oral...whip some skull on me, bitch!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

This reminds me of the movie "Secretary" with James Spader. Anyone else seen that?