Wrath of the Wild Yak

[Oblivious Maximus]

Recording the final parts of my bands album has been delayed due to renovations on the studio, so we've got a lot of free time. So I decided to write a stupid song with MOD's "Don't Feed the Bears" as my influence. Here it is:

Wrath of the Wild Yak

Exploring the plateu's of Tibet
You come across a wild yak
You say to yourself it's harmless
You should have never taken this path

You walk up to the yak
and pet it on it's back
But the yak lashes out
and begins his attack

Wrath of the wild yak
There's no turing back
The beast shows no mercy
Can't escape the wrath of the wild yak

It gorges you with it's horns
and sends you to the ground
Pounding you with it's legs
Nobody ever heard a sound

You lie there screaming
as the yak laughs out loud
Using it's hein legs
the yak impales you in the ground

Wrath of the wild yak
There's no turing back
The beast shows no mercy
Can't escape the wrath of the wild yak

If you never pet the yak
You probably would have survived
But you angered the beast
and he now laughs at your cries

Wrath of the wild yak
There's no turing back
The beast shows no mercy
Can't escape the wrath of the wild yak

 

[schenkadere]

Very nice...Don't Feed the Bears has always been very inspirational.

 

[Jurched]

You silly retarded little fag! You're like a week too late with this comment

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinnie Cappuccino
Why would you ever consider eStalking someone, are you really that stupid and do you have that much time to waste!? this is from my blog...
This post is dedicated to My good friends over on the Billy Milano Forum, Hwang and Tman, we'll just call him Mr. T, cause I pitty that fool!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinnie Cappuccino
well Mr.T, I think you will have to do better than that to insult me, I didn't bring sexuality into this, why not try to use some facts. I called them assholes, yes, Assholes solve problems by killing people, they support killing people, thus, they are assholes, Period!

Were you fucking born stupid?? Or did you take lessons??
If you believe every American is a killer then there's only one asshole here!!
And hey FUCK YOUR FACTS!! I'm not gonna waste my time dealing with you..
I know a person who loves embarrassing clowns like you....Go GET HIM JURCHED!!!!


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Who, me? Oh, fuck, shit! ALL MUSLIM FUCKS READ THIS is locked and I never got a chance to go apeshit on these fools.

Attention moderators: Why the hell are there only two pages of posts on this forum? You mean all my material from last month is gone, including my beloved Manifesto? Aww, shitttt!

Tell those Ultimate Metal Morons to free up some more space on their faggy servers, goddamn it.

Jurched

 

[schenkadere]

A crossbreeding disaster...yaks will never be the same!

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Who, me? Oh, fuck, shit! ALL MUSLIM FUCKS READ THIS is locked and I never got a chance to go apeshit on these fools.

Attention moderators: Why the hell are there only two pages of posts on this forum? You mean all my material from last month is gone, including my beloved Manifesto? Aww, shitttt!

Tell those Ultimate Metal Morons to free up some more space on their faggy servers, goddamn it.

Jurched

Dude, what the fuck does this have to do with my wild yak song?

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

A crossbreeding disaster...yaks will never be the same!

 

[Hawng]

Who, me? Oh, fuck, shit! ALL MUSLIM FUCKS READ THIS is locked and I never got a chance to go apeshit on these fools.

Attention moderators: Why the hell are there only two pages of posts on this forum? You mean all my material from last month is gone, including my beloved Manifesto? Aww, shitttt!

Tell those Ultimate Metal Morons to free up some more space on their faggy servers, goddamn it.

Jurched

Its all there dude, all the way back to when the board originally opened... BTW I would have loved to read what you would have posted in responce to all that bull shit...

 

[Hawng]

Recording the final parts of my bands album has been delayed due to renovations on the studio, so we've got a lot of free time. So I decided to write a stupid song with MOD's "Don't Feed the Bears" as my influence. Here it is:

Wrath of the Wild Yak

Exploring the plateu's of Tibet
You come across a wild yak
You say to yourself it's harmless
You should have never taken this path

You walk up to the yak
and pet it on it's back
But the yak lashes out
and begins his attack

Wrath of the wild yak
There's no turing back
The beast shows no mercy
Can't escape the wrath of the wild yak

It gorges you with it's horns
and sends you to the ground
Pounding you with it's legs
Nobody ever heard a sound

You lie there screaming
as the yak laughs out loud
Using it's hein legs
the yak impales you in the ground

Wrath of the wild yak
There's no turing back
The beast shows no mercy
Can't escape the wrath of the wild yak

If you never pet the yak
You probably would have survived
But you angered the beast
and he now laughs at your cries

Wrath of the wild yak
There's no turing back
The beast shows no mercy
Can't escape the wrath of the wild yak

Get it recorded and post that shit... I would like to hear it.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Get it recorded and post that shit... I would like to hear it.

I've got the vocals and guitars all recorded. When it's completed, I'll post it. The world is not safe from destructity of the wild yak!

 

[prime666]

Beware the barfing Yack!

 

[bobo'c]

Its Shaven Yak Day. Any Ren and Stimpy fans out there? Funny song by the way.

 

[Jurched]

Dude, what the fuck does this have to do with my wild yak song?

Nuffin, bro. It was just the next open thread next to the ALL MUSLIM FUCKS thread.

But aren't you happy I resurrected this thread so everyone could enjoy the Barfing Yak song again! Fuckin A, I sure did!

Jurched

 

[Winston-Salem]

I want to hear this fucking song!

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

I need to re-record the vocals. I added another verse:

Using it's sharp horns
the yak sends you in the air
This never would have happend
if you never carresed it's shaggy hair

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Maybe I'll release this as a single, along with a death metal cover of the theme from "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".