Wrath of the Wild Yak!

[Oblivious Maximus]

Recording the final parts of my bands album has been delayed due to renovations on the studio, so we've got a lot of free time. So I decided to write a stupid song with MOD's "Don't Feed the Bears" as my influence. I also wrote it because yak's rule. Here it is:

Wrath of the Wild Yak

Exploring the plateu's of Tibet
You come across a wild yak
You say to yourself it's harmless
You should have never taken this path

You walk up to the yak
and pet it on it's back
But the yak lashes out
and begins his attack

Wrath of the wild yak
There's no turing back
The beast shows no mercy
Can't escape the wrath of the wild yak

It gorges you with it's horns
and sends you to the ground
Pounding you with it's legs
Nobody ever heard a sound

You lie there screaming
as the yak laughs out loud
Using it's hein legs
the yak impales you in the ground

Wrath of the wild yak
There's no turing back
The beast shows no mercy
Can't escape the wrath of the wild yak

If you never pet the yak
You probably would have survived
But you angered the beast
and he now laughs at your cries

Wrath of the wild yak
There's no turing back
The beast shows no mercy
Can't escape the wrath of the wild yak