WTF? LOL

Your butt is wide, well mine is too.

Better watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you.

The pavement cracks when I fall down, I've got more chins, than china town.

When your only having seconds, I'll be having 23rds

When I got to get my shoes shined, I've got to take thier word
because I'm fat, I'm fat you know it.

Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Won't you tell me once again, whos fat.




Weird Al is a genius, hands down. I saw UHF inthe theaters and loved it from minute one. Anything he does is pure gold.