WTF OPRAH

[aberration]

She should use her money to help find a cure for cancer or HIV, instead of buying a car for cunts who are probably well off already.

Fuck rich people.

Well, that's all well and good, but I'm pretty sure her show is free to attend, and most of the gals in her audience look like housewives dressing up for the occasion rather than "rich people."

Wonder what Oprah's tax write-off at the end of the year looks like...philanthropy tends to lighten the load.

 

[aberration]

Everybody gets humpback whalessssssss, and a schoooooollll, with there own facultyyyyyyy.

I'm imagining a folding table at the exit with baggies half-full of water with humpbacks in them.

 

[roy22341]

http://www.theonion.com/video/oprah-invites-hundreds-of-lucky-fans-to-be-buried,18443/

 

[Zack Uidl]

Those cars are donated by the company, Oprah does not buy them for the people. It is a publicity stunt for both Oprah and the car companies. Just to point out....

 

[egan.]

Also, she gives millions of dollars to charity every year. Does she give enough to justify here empire? I don't know since that's a subjective call, but she gives away a lot of money to real charities and the show/books/magazines/endorsements are what makes that possible.

 

[LeSedna]

Oh that's not even funny. When in the end people were entering the audience with boxes containing a key, I was so sure it was boxes with miniature beetles in them, which would have been the funniest joke ever.

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

I stand corrected.