x I WAS JERKING OFF LAST NIGHT & A SPIDER DESCENDED FROM THE CEILING ON A THREAD &

[xfer]

...LANDED ON ME!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[lizard]

were you listening to Arctopus?

 

[minxnim]

my eyes are bleeding

 

[mindspell]

Well there's an image I didn't want to picture...

 

[xfer]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[minxnim]

 

[ricochet]

 

[xfer]

is that a picture of josh?!?!

 

[minxnim]

until today i was not aware that there was puke fetish sites.

*EW*

 

[mindspell]

There are fetish sites for everything, dirty socks, food, puke, dirty toe nails...

 

[minxnim]

people are weird (including alex)

 

[FuSoYa]

alex is mad that the spider made him jizz early

 

[FuSoYa]

did it land on your cock?

did it make a beeline for your asshole?

 

[mindspell]

Spider fetish

 

[NAD]

I got in my car this morning and a spider landed on me!

Good thing I found it BEFORE I started jerking off.

 

[lizard]

Xfer got in a Spiderjack.

 

[avi]

no comment.

 

[xfer]

no, no, and no!!

worst thing ever!

 

[mindspell]

Spider fetish

.

 

[AndICried]

Haha, this reminds me of Ricky Gervais' (of The Office) standup tour "Animals", which was overall pretty shit, but featured a joke about using an insect to aid masturbation....