x I WAS JERKING OFF LAST NIGHT & A SPIDER DESCENDED FROM THE CEILING ON A THREAD &

[Sandfire]

Heheh ... beeline.

 

[Josh Seipp]

I read this thread and then stabbed my face in

 

[goatschool]

 

[AndICried]

That reminds me of the Dune (the film)

 

[Greg B.]

I hardly see why Alex is complaining. If he got bit, the area might swell. That's a lot more effective than those supplements advertised via email.

 

[lizard]

to think this thread is actually going over into page two is a miracle

 

[AndICried]

bump - wait, it was already at the top :\

 

[Greg B.]

Given how much we all love Alex, this thread will be near the top until such time as he becomes a mod and deletes it. That said...

BUMP

 

[Charlotte_Web]

I grow weary of these insinuations of my ill will. The boy seemed hurt and I merely wished to assist him!

 

[Helm]

xfer, don't you have enough fake accounts?

 

[0sm0se]

Ha, I shoulda mentioned this earlier but the University of Richmond's mascot is the spider, so while xfer might not be an arachnophile, he is definitely gay.

 

[xfer]

that's a pretty cool mascot, actually.

 

[The Dope]

Unfortunately, the actual Spidey mascot costume looks pretty damn goofy.

 

[0sm0se]

If we could just have spider-man roaming the sidelines and occasionally kicking the shit out of other mascots, or at least doing some acrobatic stuff, we'd be all set but NOOOOOOO, damn copyright laws.

 

[The Dope]

"Web-Man" looked suspiciously like Spiderman though. Don't see him around much though. Probably because of those damn copyright laws.

 

[azal]

Spyderman.

 

[azal]

 

[The Dope]

I should point out that two years ago, 0sm0se would have absolutely jumped at the possibility of disgusting, immoral gay sex with Spiderman.